Down To Clown Till I’m In The Ground

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

Die Babbu

^ This Die Babbu

Hell on babbu technique

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real