Don't Panic |.....

var a = Math.random() + "" var rand1 = a.charAt(5) quotes = new Array quotes[1] = "I only Listen to Noam Chomsky audiobooks on shuffle" quotes[2] = "...There is nothing under your bed. There's nothing in your closet. Nothing Waits in every darkness. Nothing is the most terrifying thing of all" quotes[3] = "fire wasn't invented because it was useful, but because it was awesome! – Joseph" quotes[4] = "At your smallest components, you are indistinguishable from a forest fire." quotes[5] = "It's OK to be uncool – Bono" quotes[6] = "Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days" quotes[7] = "...Sisu enables [Finns] to say: 'We have nothing worse than death to fear.' " quotes[8] = "Hang them with the chain they enslaved you with!" quotes[9] = "The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable" quotes[0] = " // You can hire anyone, as long as you scare the bejesus out of them... Obviously we can't literally put our employees' lives at risk. But we have to make them feel that way. – El Jobso" var quote = quotes[rand1] document.write(quote); (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-75026897-1', 'auto'); ga('send', 'pageview');