venice bitch

I know this is about capitalism but it's also about my knees

no bare minimum i want the moon and the stars

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

Who asked

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

I think there should be levels to the death penalty. Like if u kill one guy, then you just get lethal injection or whatever, but if you kill 30 guys, which is pretty bad, you get shot out a canon whilst silly circus music plays in the background. 

or we could just….not kill people? i mean, supermax prisons exist for a reason.

Funny big clown cannons exist for a reason too

love is in the air? WRONG! flaming skull

queen's dead

she dead?

yeah queen's dead

are you sure

*cocks shotgun* bout to be

not my whoville ass eating roast beast

this is what makes us girls

they used to beat the shit out of me on clump penguin

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory