It’s Just Jonah (I’m Bad At Usernames)

*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism

only if it's actually wise. the last guy who asked me this had a pretty foolish aphorism tbh

oh… uhuh… *really should have prepared this ahead of time* never ignore… the melody of time… when your shoe’s untied?

*to self* holy shit… my aphorism… it’s wise!

SOURCE YOUR ART, I NEED TO JACK OFF

I’m pretty sure this is Jtveemo. I’ve seen enough of their work to recognize the style.

Specifically Elon was offering a cash reward to whoever could prove the existence of these mines, and his dad was like “hey, uuhh, can I get in on this?”

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

It’s tomorrow. For me it’s only 10:43 so I’ll leave this here

Guys its the end of the list D:

The last Thursday the 20th

I love Sigurd but the problem is he really didn’t do much fathering.

I love how devils/fiends in csm name themselves instead of just all going with their devil names because then you have people naming themselves random shit like Beam, Power and Santa, people with actual named like Galgali, and others who just don't give a shit and just call themselves their devil name anyway

Hate to be all 🤓(not really, I love being all 🤓) but Santa was a human being that just had a contract with a devil, like any other devil hunter. That probably wasn’t they’re real name, but when you’ve practically become a massive hive mind what even is a “real name” anymore, you know?

Not that there hasn’t been some great Sonic games before, but I feel like we as a society would be better off if Sonic had never existed.

This is the arc with Obi-One, right?