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hoodie strings daughter or uma thurman just watched me have sex son

I'm at a very dan and phil time in my life rn

phil lester is proof to me that it is possible to enjoy being alive. like it is humanly possible he's sitting right there in that clear inflatable chair saying he wants to live till he's 652 because he likes living that much. insane and awesome

love isnt real it was made up by dan and phil to sell more photocards

The day sister daniel comes back is the day ill actually die btw

Sometimes I don’t understand Dan and Phil’s jokes but I still laugh because they’re funny

why do people keep creating words and phrases and sentences when ‘dan and phil was it always gay yep the whole time we fell into it hard and fast in 2009 and here we are almost 16 years later stop telling me how long it was so yeah relationship boyfriends whatever you want to call it not whatever you want to call it no did we ever call it anything we’ve never called it anything it was so fast that we never labeled it no we just ended up living together and here we are uh oh intertwined technically we’re not together cause we’ve never actually said it well it’s not like we’re married no what do you need to do like oh here’s my boyfwiend form yeah that’s what people do they’re like can you be my boyfriend partners in crime we’re partners in everything inevitably’ has already been said