At Two with the Universe

Setting itself apart as a uniquely innocuous object, a wooden spoon is the only thing in local man Patrick Davies’ life that is not currently giving him cancer, sources confirmed Thursday. Unlike every other physical item Davies encounters in his day-to-day existence, the bamboo utensil is reportedly not leaching toxic chemicals into his body that will have long-term health effects.

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Philson Ahn, who played Buck Rogers' ally, Tallen the Prince of Saturn and Master of the Zuggs in the 1939 Buster Crabbe "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century" serial, was the son of a diplomat and resistance fighter against Japanese occupiers. When he returned to Korea after the Japanese were ousted, he spoke a regional version of Korean spoken in parts of the north that was so archaic in grammar and vocabulary that it was borderline unintelligible to other Koreans, comparable to Elizabethan English.