meet JOHNNY WAGNER ;
THE DETAILS
BIRTHDAY: july 8, 1989 LOCATION: kismet harbor, oregon in cresthill meadows LOCAL STATUS: born & raised. left at 18 years old (2007), returned at 32 years old (october 2021) OCCUPATION: biology professor at chapman university VEHICLE: 2023 RAM 1500, red EDUCATION: kismet harbor high school (2007). american military university (bachelor's of biology, 2022)
FAMILY & RELATIONS
PARTNER / SPOUSE: married to stevie wagner CHILDREN: logan & zoe (july 23, 2011). naomi (february 5, 2022). michael & thomas (november 29, 2024) NOTABLE RELATIONS: cousin to abraham & diana whitney († august 24, 2025). alec, bradley & waverly kincade.
PETS
carter (neutered, mixed breed, april 1, 2017). lola (yellow labrador, january 5, 2019)
HOW THEY MOVE THROUGH KISMET HARBOR
INTERESTS: search & rescue volunteer, hiking, woodworking, grilling COMMUNITY ACTIVITIES: aqua avengers, bowling league, lake legion, ready set clean & watchful eyes for cresthill meadow REGULAR SPOTS: cobblestone cafe, access athletics, cedar grill & lounge, chapman university, handyman's helper, kismet harbor park
REPUTATION VS REALITY
FIRST IMPRESSION: steady, capable & quietly authoritative. the kind of man people trust before they know why. VIBE CHECK: protective. emotionally grounded. loyal to a fault. duty-drive. quietly warm. carries more than he shows. LIKES, HABITS, TINY TELLS: hums old fight songs under his breath when focused. drinks black coffee like it’s water. folds his hands behind his back when thinking hard. has a soft spot for late-night drives along the coast. calls his wife “stevie” like it’s a secret only he knows. RUMORS & CONTRADICTIONS: “he’s got the heart of a soldier and the soul of a family man.” // “everyone thinks he was born to be a quarterback, but he’s just happy throwing the ball for his kids.” // “they say he’s tough, but he cries when he talks about his mom.” // “he’s the guy who signed up first and came home last.”
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