Johnny Lopez Says

And on the 7th day we kiki... #SundayFunday 🍾🍻🍹🥂🍷#MayTheLordOpenBar 🙏🏼🇺🇸✊🏼#PraiseBe 👙 #letshaveakiki

SPOILER ALERT: Where you *SHOOK* by last night's eviction on #DragRace? I wasn't. I mean I liked her, but, whatever. Bye, gurl. #WiteOutForYourLife 1. I thought the eliminated group of Kitty Girls (Sittin' On a Secret) were more fun than the top five kweens. #EvenMILKWasGood 2. Sorry Carson but Shangela's rhinestone bikini was not "flawless." I was expecting Michelle to rip her a new one for A.) always looking like Mariah Carey & B.) for the Rampage two-piece. But yay for hip pads. 3. While I loved Bebe's bonkers "rat tat tat" rap, if she's not a mole then they can only be keeping her bc to eliminate a winner would be bad for the brand. Also, Bebe is 36?! #SureJan 4. Just say no to Morgan. #ItShouldHaveBeenAja 5. Adam Lambert has never looked better. #CallMe And with that check out my #AllStars3 episode 6 celebrity side-by-sides. I haven't been doing them this season, but the L.A. rain motivated me! 😜 Bebe - Serena Williams Morgan - Bride of Chucky Shangela - Kim Zolciak (but it's also aways Mariah) Kennedy - Janet Jackson (What's It Gonna Be) Aja - Debi Mazar at the 'Batman Forever' premiere Ben DLC - '80s Chola realness Chi Chi - Whitney Houston in 'The Bodyguard' Thorgy - C.C. Deville from Poison Trixie - Daryl Hannah in 'Steel Magnolias' Trixie - Televangelist clown Jan Crouch MILK - Rhea Litre Adam Lambert - bae #RuPaulsDragRace #RPDR #dragqueen

Hope Hicks resigns just as I was getting excited for season 2! #BigLittleWhiteLies 🇺🇸💩#BigLittleLies 🤣#RESIST

Proof that White House press conferences are a drag & that I’m the missing link between Jennifer Lopez & Sarah Huckabee Sanders 😜🙅🏻‍♀️💄🇺🇸 #GoogleArtsAndCulture #SashayAway

Reading is fundamental on Sunday mornings. #RIF 📚#FireAndFury 🇺🇸#MakeAmericaGayAgain 🏳️‍🌈

For your consideration ... #DisasterInChief 🇺🇸#Resist ✊🏼#DisasterArtist 🤦🏻‍♂️#Impeach 💩 #Shithole

The Deplorables can have the “Roseanne” reboot, I mean we have the NFL, Hollywood, “mainstream media,” the right side of history & every sane person on Earth. Bye Gurl, Bye! 😜✊🏼🇺🇸📺 #StayInThe90sRosie💅🏼 #Resist 🏳️‍🌈#Roseanne

You guys, it really is all about Keeping Up With The Kardashians! 🤦🏻‍♀️#KUWTK 😜#AMAs 💃🏻#fashion #keepingupwiththekardashians #BitchStoleMyLook #KellyClarkson #DemiLovato #KylieJenner #KimKardashian (at DASH)

This is how I spent my Sunday after finishing season 2 of #StrangerThings 👽😜#Twins (Go to JohnnyLopez.com for full descriptions) 👍🏼 Will - Anne Hathaway Mike - Isabella Rossellini Lucas - Gary Coleman Dustin - 'Step by Step' kid Eleven - Jamie Lee Curtis Steve - Sandra Bernhard Billy - Rob Lowe Nancy - 'Better Off Dead’/'Last American Virgin’ chick Jonathan - Michael Jackson Max - CARRIE Erica - Dee from 'What’s Happening' Joyce - ageless Winona Ryder #netflix #strangerthings2 #upsidedown

Sorry, Charlie! #DragRace season 9 kweens & their ep 4 lookalikes. (Click link in bio for full Recap & pics) #RPDR #RupaulsDragRace #rupaulsdragraceseason9 #dragqueen #twins #mcm

Kellyanne Conway was such a 'Cry-baby' on "Meet the Press" this morning! #ApologiesToHatchetFace 🙅🏼🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈#MakeAmericaGAYagain #KellyanneConway #HatchetFace #Crybaby #JohnWaters

My happy dance for 2017! #TheOA #SaveUsPrairie 😇💃🏼🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈#MerryChristmasEveEve 🎄@theo_a @netflix

Now this?! 2016 just won't let up! #DoucheGoals #JustinBieber #FurReal #2016

I really need a laugh track because this situation isn't a comedy! #SaveUsMrsGarrett #DiffrentStrokes #ThisIsRealLife #DonaldTrump #KanyeWest #WeAreFucked 😩📺🇺🇸

Friday Night Light #sunset #IHeartLA 🌇 (at Runyon Canyon Park)

Serving from the bleachers! #DragRace #AllStars2 #rpdr #porkchop #face

Native New Yorker 4 EVA #NeverForget #NYC #nativenewyorker #iheartnewyork#911 #wtc #queens #manhattan #imwithher