#surejan

To my Stoopid Chula, the things you say & do to have me pissing in my pants dying of laughter, i appreciate you like flies on shit. youre a goober head & I love you. Happy birthday Stoopid hooker. #SureJan #TattooDay #DisneyBuddy #OliveGardenFatAsses #FuckThePainAway #Carol #LitLikeAStamp #SmokeyBitch #NoEarsAssBitch #YouDoIt #SuckMyAss #OlafMonie #YesGreg #ComeBackWhenYourePregnant #GeorgeGlass #MovieReferences #HappyBirthdayHooker https://www.instagram.com/p/BrT3K1kBnuyHkbPv8ZZYVfkApljs0CAf7cSEVI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=l3z0qqlohjor

When someone tells me they’re doing the Whole30.

It’s the racist haters that make look like a 60 year old bar hag.

I don’t know a George Glass that goes to our sküle #surejan 📸🦊 @krysfox (at New York, New York)

Oh God Ive turned into one of those Game of Thrones fan & Tumblr is killing me with all these memes... #gameofthrones #surejan #jonerys

Um the only chef Harry's ever dated was the one who cooked chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

History Repeats itself