Had a great book idea...
Make America Gay Again: Trump's Speeches from the Parallel Universe in Which He is Pansexual and the Worst Thing About Him is How Flamboyantly Orange His Skin Is
Foreword:
Is this book blatantly disrespectful? I'd like to think not, though I'm sure many people will say that it is.
In my defence let's call this book fiction. Let's also call it a better world that I wish existed in place of our current one. Furthermore, let's call it a world in which Trump is progressive, liked by the majority of the nation, and hasn't had three wives whose judgement we all question (cause, well, he would instead have a husband who's coincidentally colourblind and doesn't care about Trump being the same shade as a ripe yam).













