i've been zoned out since 2014

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

waiting for the gif to load was just "its john mulaney isnt it its john mulaney saying this might as well happen"

i have opened up messages on all of my blogs as pride month is over! i apologise if this has caused any inconvenience! :))

as operation pridefall has already begun, i am turning off dms from anyone i don’t follow!! sorry for the inconvenience - stay safe y’all ❤

The face of a man having an existential crisis on national television