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bouncer: real planets only pluto *sweating nervously, next to his GF*: ch-check the list again

bouncer: real memes only this post: *sweating nervously*: ch-check the list again

Socrates: What is real? bouncer: *sweating nervously. checks list. let’s him in.*

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

When people get all up in arms with this shit and spout the, “Well YOU’RE RACIST IF YOU MAKE WHITE PEOPLE JOKES” like who even are you? Do you not know what the definition of racism is? Can you get out of my face and go google it?

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I love silent films

I’m gonna die

How I feel everytime I see one of these fucking coffee things on Facebook