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oH MYF UCKING GOD
tHIS IS THE BEST DASH ‘ACCIDENT’ IN TUMBLR HISTORY.

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there’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. can we kiss
I present to you all: Benedict Cumberbatch saying he thinks Sherlock is a bottom
When the hell was Watson married in the Canon?
One persistently curious problem with the chronology of our good doctor's manuscripts is the inconsistencies of his year of marriage. This, along with the fact that he never refers to his wife by name after "The Sign of Four", has led many to, within reason, speculate that Watson has been married a grand total of THREE times. Remember, he marries again in the early 20th century, as Holmes tells us in "The Adventure of the Blanched Soldier".
In "A Scandal in Bohemia", the first short story and the first story to occur after "The Sign of Four" and his engagement to Mary Morstan, the year is 1888 and he is still somewhat of a newlywed. From the story after next, "A Case of Identity", which occurs in 1888, Watson is out of Baker Street and presumably married.
In "The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor", we are just a few weeks off from his impending marriage. He says the scandal of this story is four years old. The story was published in 1892, so we can assume that the year was about 1888. Watson alludes to "autumnal winds", so he was married sometime in the autumn months, perhaps.
"The Man With the Twisted Lip" occurs in June 1889, and Watson is comfortably settled in wedlock, and is well familiar with his wife's sociability and friends, given his remarks after Kate Whitney's visitation.
However, problems start for us in "The Five Orange Pips", when the year is decidedly 1887 and Watson is somehow married. Then, in "The Engineer's Thumb", Watson tells us it is the summer of 1889, "not long after my marriage".
And then, quite mysteriously and without any notice, he is back lodging in Baker Street sometime in 1890 at the very least, per "The Copper Beeches". I make this inference of the year by the reference made in the story to the previous case of "The Blue Carbuncle", which had occurred in December 1889. (I infer the date of THAT story from references in it to other cases of '89).
His wife appears to have disappeared. And then, with Holmes's return in "The Empty House" in 1894, we learn that Watson has had a personal loss. Is it possible Watson was separated from his wife Mary, and she died perhaps after a reconciliation? Or did Watson leave Mary Morstan sometime in early 1890, when he temporarily lodged with Holmes, and eventually take up with a woman, who then died sometime before 1894?
Watson, what on earth?! I have some inkling that he lead an unhappy union with Mary -- I will write up on this soon -- so I believe he either divorced or she died and no mention was made, then he took up with another woman, potentially married her, and lost her rather quickly during The Hiatus years of 91-94.
Make it make sense!
When the hell was Watson married in the Canon?
Never. He made Mary up, then couldn’t keep the facts straight because it was all a lie to begin with.:D

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the flirting villain…. (x)
Saddened to hear of the passing of our very own Mrs Hudson 😞 RIP Una Stubbs
Sherlock: a Posh Boi™️, literally grew up in a country manor, indulgent big brother of the One Percent/World Order, fastidiously tailored bespoke suits and a clearly unlimited Button Replacement Trust Fund™️, only the ponciest of hair products will do and wHuT DO YOU MEAN I shouldn’t wear my £800 Saville Row coat when slumming the dark alleys with my homeless network it’s called dry cleaning you philistine oOoOHhH lOoK a shiny new microscope where did I put Mycroft’s card this will look excellent in my pushover adopted grandmother’s spare flat that I’ve ALREADY FULLY MOVED IN TO and literally FILLED WITH THE TRAPPINGS OF MY ACCUMULATED WEALTH
Sherlock: *meets a smöl blond army doctor in need of a cheap flatshare with an actual TIRE LEVER for a cock*
Sherlock: *blinks…*
I HATE THIS GIF SM BC JOHN WAS TRYING NOT TO HUG HIM BUT WHEN HE SAW SHERLOCKS FACE HE COULDNT RESIST!!!!!!!!!!
I MEAN SHERLOCK GENUINELY DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT’S HAPPENED (AND HE’S NOT BEING A PRAT ABOUT IT), AND IT’S ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE HE’S JUST SO INNOCENT (LIKE IN A CUTE LITTLE KID WAY) AND HE IMMEDIATELY LOOKS AT JOHN FOR HELP BECAUSE IT’S JOHN AND HE CAN AND DOES ABSOLUTELY TRUST JOHN TO HELP HIM UNDERSTAND AND NOT TEASE HIM OR ANYTHING ABOUT NOT UNDERSTANDING THE SOCIAL WHATEVER THAT JUST HAPPENED, AND JOHN IS LIKE DAMN YOU SHERLOCK HOLMES I WAS BEING SO FUCKING STRAIGHT BEFORE THIS AND YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP WITH YOUR STUPID PERFECT FACE AND ADORABLE PERSONALITY AND NOW I’VE GOT TO HUG YOU AND I’M GONNA HAVE TO FORCE MYSELF TO LET GO BECAUSE I JUST GOT MARRIED TO A WOMAN FUCKING DAMMIT AND SHOWING EVERYONE HOW IN LOVE WITH YOU I AM IS A PRETTY SHITTY THING TO DO TO MARRY DURING THE BLOODY WEDDING RECEPTION.
YES.
True

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Why did the vase slide?
Many brilliant meta-writers have discussed the various intricate layers that may explain the weirdness of S4 (and even before that), by proving that what we are seeing is NOT REAL. That proposition gave birth to new questions - If it’s not reality, what is it? And when did the change occur? And why, to what purpose? When will we return to reality? And how?
Different theories have emerged, each of them with their merits. The two I have seen discussed at length are the Blog Theory and EMP Theory (Extended Mind Palace). We have wracked our collective brain trying to decide which explanation best fits all the facts, and we are still at it. (that’s the fun in fandom, right?)
This is my small, uninformed contribution. I have to confess, I have been putting off writing this because I feel a bit intimidated about the quality of the discussion going around such great meta writers in this fandom. I feel like a new kid working up the courage to go play with the cool kids.
I’m not 100% sure about this theory, but I wanted to put it out there and discuss it with the fandom. I know it’s a bit out there, a bit provocative, but I wanted to hear your thoughts about it if only for the mental exercise.
I apologize if this has been discussed before, I mean no disrespect.
This is my argument in favor of EMP and the fact that we may have entered it when Mary shot Sherlock.
And to what purpose?
I think Sherlock is testing a hypothesis.
Just watched the gay pilot. They hold hands at the end. I see now why it's called the gay pilot.
I-
excuse me...
the little breath John takes is astounding
What the what...:O
I am so ready for S5.
Reblogging again because I have watched this damn episode like 100 times, and this is the first time I noticed how disappointed/borderline angry John looks in that second last GIF.
im no expert but the original sherlock holmes book is maybe uhhhhhhh gay

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How it should have been.