art credit to my girlfriend, @murdermallow

let them all be ultra as a poly couple pls

(Thanks to caustictickingoftheclock for correcting me!)

Sources:

Official strike Twitter

Reuters

@armadillodarling

“Uhmmm, Taako did you send this message? This sounds like something you sent.” 

“Hm? Noooope, but babe’s got good taste in boys.”

“I don’t understand why everyone calls us fancy. I just dress like a good good regular boy.”

“D’jangus, regular boys don’t own multiple pocket squares.”

“What? I find that hard to believe.”

“Hachi Machi you two are hopeless.”

“Wha-Taako, sir, you are NO ONE to talk! This is all YOU’RE clothes we’re hanging!” 

“Angus’s whole wardrobe is about a 5th of yours, darling. He’s got a point.”

“And Mr. Kravitz doesn’t even have real clothes, he magics them all. So if we’re gauging fancy by how many clothes you own, YOU’RE the fanciest, Taako!”

All Might: YOUNG MIDORIYA! WOULD YOUR MOTHER APPRECIATE THIS FLORAL ARRANGEMENT? *Attached image: The largest bouquet you’ve ever seen*

Midoriya: Yes she’ll love it All Might

All Might: WHAT IS HER FAVORITE FOOD? DOES SHE LIKE AMERICAN?

Midoriya: I’m sure she’ll be happy with wherever you take her

All Might: THAT DOES NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION

All Might: WOULD SHE PREFER JAPANESE?

All Might: YOUNG MIDORIYA?