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replica by alessio carnevali // st. mary magdalene from the santa lucia triptych, painted c1470 by carlo crivelli
Absolutely losing my mind over this

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waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.
And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!
Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.
I mean, iconic?
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βSubvertingβ Catholic art? Oh, okay. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You log onto the internet and you post about how βWound of Christβ from Psalter and Prayer Book of Bonne de Luxembourg, attributed to Jean le Noir, c.1349, for instance, looks like a vulva because you're trying to tell the world that you enjoy Catholic art and imagery in an alternative, queer, risquΓ© way that challenges Christian beliefs. But what you don't know is that that stigma isnβt just a vulva. It's not just a mandorla. It's not just yonic. It's actually intentionally erotic. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that around 1297, Saint Angela of Foligno experienced a vision of Christ himself, who called her to put her mouth to the wound in his side and lick the freshly flowing blood. And then I think it was Saint Catherine of Siena who drank blood and a clear liquid from the wound before receiving a ring made from Christβs foreskin? And then graphically erotic encounters with the side wound of Christ quickly showed up in the writings of eight different mystics. And then the yonic interpretation of the stigmata filtered down through the illuminated manuscripts and then trickled on down into some pseudo-intellectual corner of the internetβ¦where you, no doubt, fished it out of some Pinterest board. However, that interpretation represents hundreds of years and countless visions of religious ecstasy. And it's sort of comical how you think that you've come up with an idea that exempts you from Christian theology when, in factβ¦you're posting an image that was sexualized for you by the very Medieval saints you think youβre so different thanβ¦from βsubvertedβ Catholic art.
Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.
Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!
My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".
The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...
My card: Declines
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any conversation about who could play odysseus well (as opposed to the obvious terrible choice matt damon) is inane, in my view, because itβs already been done and served by toby stephens of maggie smithβs son fame in an acclaimed yet underwatched show black sails under the name james βflintββ
have you ever noticed how xigbar progressively becomes more and more similar on a physical level to the No Name... only one eye, black hair with grey streaks.... even the jagged lines (especially the teeth of the keyblade) kinda resemble his scar (tho that's maybe a reach, idc)
also, he's The Goat :)
One more in the W column for Japan.
"The Fencing World Championships will introduce the "Sword Tip Visualization System." This system was developed by Japanese engineers, used at the Tokyo Olympics, and can track and display the sword tip's movement trajectory without any markers." (X)
A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs

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imagine being the tattoo artist on nassau. perfect job. you get to hang out with all the hot people without having to join a pirate crew or work at the brothel. you get bonny and vane breathing down your neck while you put a kind of fuckass dog on rackham's ribs. you give flint a little moon and he doesn't say a single word the whole time. you think he's secretly gay and you're right
"Clever." "Thank you."
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