Jo Floyd

“You say that as if officially becoming mates change who they are?“

“You know what. They we’re meant to be and you should stop trying to separate them for their own good.“

“I’m saying that can’t make this exact stupid mistake of not realizing they were mates again.”

“It’s me saying that they’ll grow out of it and won’t make the same mistake twice.“

“But it’s also me trying my hardest not to tell you I told you so.“

“I think it’d be pretty impossible to make this mistake twice. They’ll be mates.”

    “The first hand isn’t any better.”

   “The joys of having some stupid kid throwing water in your face because they’ve watched Wizard of Oz too many times. I would like it to be known that I did not do anything - I actually managed to walk away.”

“Good girl, your mom will be happy to hear that.”

“They’re both silent around people and usually keep quiet until if they have nothing to say…“

“What else did you talk about?“

“That’s very generous.”

“They’re kids. Worst off, they’re millennials.“

“Is that you saying everything they do is cringey?”

“You and Nick had a gossip session…“

“He told me he spoke to Sam, possibly for the first time ever, I had to know what about.”

“I’m not.“ Nick smirked putting on this shirt. 

“They fumbled it just so bad, though. It doesn’t make you cringe at all?”

“Why?“

“Heard you had a very enlightening weekend.”

“Or maybe we can simply hand out candy to all the little boys and girls that come knocking in regular everyday clothes?“ He suggested. “I get that but I do like getting you’re opinion on these things.“

“Damn.“

“That sounds perfect.” Jo smiled and shook her head. “Normal candy hand outers it is.”

“History… What about for the Village?“

“There’s a difference?“ He joked. “Or maybe you aren’t as smooth as you use to be.“

"We can add layers if you don’t think you can rock it.” She teased, moving closer to him. “And I don’t care. Grimm Village is your brain child, you pick.”

“Half naked Caesar and Cleopatra?“

“You don’t have to suck up to me, Jo.“

“”Who said anything about half naked?”

“What are we going as this year?“ Nick asked, as cheerful as he could.

“We’ve been married long enough to know our definition of trouble isn’t the same.“

“Julius Caesar and Cleopatra.” She said, a grin lighting up her face. “I look really good in it.”

“Do you think you can stay out of trouble this year?“

“Yes. I wasn’t able to get a hold of him for the times I have available. You’re the only other person I feel comfortable with repeating our expectation to Nick without bias. But if you feel uncomfortable…“

“I’m not. I just wanted to see if you thought I was the easier sell.”