feeling the aster

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear