hey not to start talking about twilight before I even get out of bed but
I’m absolutely haunted by the fact that according to the twilight wiki Carlisle was only 23 when he got vampired. that’s nothing. that’s a man only a year older than I am, with 5 fucking teenage children. what the fuck. what the hell. why did smeyer sit down to figure out who should be the wise patriarch of her vampire family and decide on “23 year old dilf”?
that. that means he would have been six years old when he supposedly had his kids. and no one is forks noticed anything off about that scenario
I mean they did very much claim to have adopted all their kids, the Cullens weren’t trying to pass themselves off as biological parents and children
but that’s only one of like 900 questions raised
To throw Meyers a bone: My brother and I have been routinely asked about our “university courses” and “job positions” since we were eighth-graders. (I guess it’s better than my friend, whose less-than-5ft self is constantly getting ID-carded even at 24.)
Maybe book!Carlisle just happens to have an “older” face or bearing.
listening to Edward for a century ages you like a motherfucker
