Jo

“If a guy was like, ‘I can get p—y whenever I want,’ that guy would be a d–khead. But to deny that there’s a major difference is ridiculous. For women, we’re taught to eat less until we disappear. And trained to believe that if you don’t look like everyone else, then you’re unlovable. And men are not trained that way. Men can look like whatever and still date a supermodel.”

“I’m proud of what I said. I think it’s good to see somebody saying, 'I have a belly, and I have cellulite, and I still deserve love—and to catch the old D. And to not apologize.’”

have powerful thighs

tend to stop blinking when uncomfortable 

lose my shit whenever something moves too fast 

almost exclusively prefer the company of females 

communicate in a variety of howls, clicks, hisses, and shrieks 

If Nature Were Directed By Michael Bay

Nature shows are filled with mortal drama, but never the kind involving death rays – until now.