Say Peace!!

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

Someone call the cops. This is too cute to be legal.

@dgraymen

tiny snek, tiny sips

no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality

And now, to put  smile on your face …

Idris is so smoooth

More vines like this

I support this motion 10000% ^^

this is the sweetest gesture i’ve ever seen

Aw, aw this was so sweet. I thought it was going to be another jump scare but instead it was just lovely.

please reblog this dog cat

@profblahson