laur 💙

its interesting how the people who say "my trauma made me funny" are never actually funny just uncomfortably self-deprecating

i’ve been saying anthony fantano is a misogynist for over six years based on his anti fiona apple crimes (ie, gave the most critically acclaimed album in the past quarter century a 7/10 in part bc he didn’t like her using “graphic” language like the word “rape” in her lyrics) so i’m living for this moment tbh

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

the swordfish does not know she is named for an instrument of war. we do not know her heart. perhaps she is in truth a creature of peace

arn't swordfish literally predatory fish?

we just can't know that for certain. we don't know

“a girl’s guide to the world cup” … die.

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person