Jon

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

I’m starting to get real surprised when someone texts me first lol I be thinking who remembers that I exist? Who sent you? What you want?

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I don’t even have fun anymore I just experience temporary alleviation in my despair

This is how a prominent political figure should represent themselves over social media. In this society, portraying yourself in social media is really important, and if you come off as funny but also respectful, that’s the best. 

^^

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

buffering more like suffering

ain’t that how Jesus was born?

Y'all need to repent