Fëanor’s Overworked Lawyer

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translation:

– Venturing far? It's not... safe... to be out here alone.

"Yes, of course I will my darling."

Maybe this is why he very gently takes the broken form of the last Fëanorion out of the water where he had thrown himself, and deposits him softly on the coarse sand of the beach.

He watches him shiver, fëa in disarray, wracked with despair, tears streaming still from wide eyes where the light of the trees yet remain. Ulmo watches him trying to scramble back into the water, only for the tide to recede before him. He won't let him follow the silmaril he threw in the waters.

Bruce: ... what?

Dick: I mean- I married Wally, who's now leaglly Barry's and Hal's, which makes them your in-law. Jason married Roy, which makes Oliver your in-law, and the rest of you are dating a Super, I feel like that does make the JL a family business

Bruce: ...

He's trying so hard to make her understand why Remus Lupin must be a werewolf, but it's just not happening. (Ironically, he's so disheveled, he ends up looking more like a werewolf than Lupin.)

BONUS: The Sneep, Enthusiastically trying to explain Dementors to Lily once upon a time