seokjin: complete pushover, always wearing pink, never not seen without a spatula in hand, religiously cooks spicy korean food and pancakes, soft and overlooked, “traditional,” law student, smacks namjoon upside the head once a chapter

yoongi: bad boy, no emotions, asshole to everybody, never had a serious relationship before, bathes in americanos, has never seen the light of day, glued to hoseok’s left arm, doesn’t work hard to get good grades but simulataneously always described to be staying up until 3am

hoseok: dom, fuckboy, always has possessive werewolf like qualities, hair is always orange, drives a vaguely described sports car, underground drug dealer rapper and drag racer, majors in sex apparently

namjoon: always wearing glasses, always on a philosophical rant, head buried in a book, speaks nine languages, can decipher heiroglyphics, can’t open the fridge without breaking the door, must live with seokjin, antisocial

jimin: the campus fuckboy, only owns leather pants, fucked his TA to get an A, you only ever meet him when u make eye contact at a frat party, major never specified either

taehyung: weird artsy kid who somehow majors in photography, art, painting, and south american bird calls all at once, belongs in paris, carries a bullet journal, never has any homework always playing overwatch

taemin: ace (에이스)

jonghyun: base (베이스)

kibum: face (페이스)

both bunnies

both no top lip

both are good singer/dancer

both average rappers

both very cute and kind

both center

even in positions: both main vocal/dancer and sub rapper

jungkooks brother draws, heejins sibling draws too

both doe eyes

BOTH SURNAME JEON

u know what we need more of? heart emojis!