"For mature audiences" not as in "legally allowed to see a boob" but "can see a fictional character do a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against the author"

Hello, I’m interested in the couch you are selling. I need a place to kiss my new gf.

don’t u ever think u can talk to me again

goth gf this and goth gf that. where were yall when i was getting bullied in middle school

also getting bullied in middle school

ally

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

People in the notes are saying “he’s not wrong” but he literally is. The United States military has over and over again shown itself to be tremendously vulnerable to asymmetric and guerrilla warfare and sustained, entrenched insurgency. If Revolution required technological parity between belligerents than no revolution would ever succeed. This is one of the lies the ruling class tells to make revolution seem impossible. It’s designed to demoralize.

who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

unbelievable. i have to do everything myself

i want coca cola and pepsi to merge and just combine all their drinks together into several super drinks like sierra dew and dr pepsi

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

yeah ill reblog that

im the misspelling of jean-luc godard

when i first saw this i thought it was really funny but his response makes it the best thing i have ever seen

I’m the guy and the movie is step brothers