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FOREVER ME

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

My 9 to 5

Reblogging for good luck

thx thanos

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

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:V :| :V :| :V :P

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

Anyways there’s a website that tells you whether Thanos killed you or not when he wiped out half the planet

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore. 

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

I’m so ready for sundress season. 

reblog to save a thigh

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

share share share and be confident and comfortable in your dresses/skirts this summer, lovelies! :)    

Gold bond

The time is nearly upon us

big folks who like to wear skirts and shorts in the summer without suffering should get this stuff called monistat chafing cream!!! my friend had it at bonnaroo and it literally saved my life 😩👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 you just take a little dab and rub it between your thighs and you good! and the best part is its only like $6. i want all my folks wit thick thighs to go forth and prosper 💜😎