idk What The Fuck Im Talking About

even female wizards grow long and elegant beards

even male wizards grow large and impressive breasts

There are free girlfriends in the haunted lake

out the way homeboy I'm about to GET it

my soul has been stolen

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend

If you're not gay as hell with the homies then the angel died for nothing 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

i dont care about any funny anime gag except for the girl trying to peg her boyfriend and instead of showing sex the next frame is her in a jumpsuit doing maitencne on a manhole

When Morticia Addams said, "Life's not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know," and, "Hearts are wild creatures, that's why our ribs are cages."

[id= black graffiti on a white wall (?) next to a daek stairway that says in all caps “Roses are red, gender is performative, mass market romance is heteronormative” with some kind of stylized cartoon monster with a jagged mouth below the text with three cartoon ghosts coming out of its mouth and floating up around the right side of the text. Next to the ghosts is a symbol that looks like the trans symbol, but with a question mark added on the left side and some kind of sigil in the center. Below the ghosts and next to the monster is an upside down cross. And at the bottom below the monster is more text that says “wish you were queer” /end id]