don’t perceive me

there is no more "never ask a milgram fan what happened on (date)" it's just "never ask a milgram fan what happened"

your honor she did all of that shit and I wish her nothing but extensive therapy and an actual support system

LMFAOOSSK

Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together

Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.

oh and now they wanna rearrange the reblog options like i don’t already got enough going on

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

i wonder what they're gossiping about

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!