check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

Tbh when gay guys complain about the bisexuals I just know it’s cuz they got wack pussy and some bi guy told them he’s going back to women to have a wife n kids bc they showed him ain’t shit goin on this side of the fence. Every bi guy I’ve known was hooked Ive toppled baddies u couldn’t afford to be in the same room with #stepyourfaggotpussyup

Being anti-USA is the bare minimum for legitimate leftists I'm not even kidding

$75/$1000

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich