Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life

#i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests to others#people are the worst i don’t want them to know me

its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

shit tier tumblr: reblogs from popular unfunny bloggers like thebootydiaries and zackisontumblr, unironically reblogs all star memes and rickrolls, has like 12 followers but acts like they have 12k, non aesthetic landscapes, “reblog if youre not homophobic!!!!”, makes a faq when they got 1.5 asks in all their life, installable or tumblr original theme, tags their mediocre shit with 384 tags, and adds their unnecessary comments on posts

top tier tumblr: has blog description ‘guilty kiss, guilty night’, reblogs pictures of dirty band-aids covered in blood, runs an anime blog, makes a post making fun of blogs that have “like 12 followers” but only gets 5 notes on it

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

We’re trying this tonight!

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

?????????????

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

me gonna try it

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

:(((((

Ross dies of influenza

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology