𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒

and you assume i saw the missed calls? i'm not trying to claim mr. popularity over here, but you're not the only one calling me, jiminie. besides, even if i do see them and it's been a couple hours, i usually know you've found someone else to talk too by then. i'm old news. i know, but i can at least try to. there is a reason why i'm so quiet all the time other than being naturally introverted, you guys exhaust me. i know, i don't know why i even try sometimes. i should just accept you're jimin and you do what you want. you're really pushing the special privileges with me. why must you rub your hobi hyung favoritism in my face all the time? you trying to push me further under the rock? especially with talks about his body roll? it's fine, cause tae is my favorite maknae anyway. oh, that's good. sure he's calmed down a bit now since he's able to talk to tae. so, crisis averted? jimin freaked out over nothing? surprise, surprise.

regardless, i should at least be in the top three on your callback list. don't hurt my feelings, hyung, or i'll give you the silent treatment. so that's your approach to everything band related? what if someone had gotten seriously hurt? i'm seriously offended. if you wanted to gain sympathy from me, you won't get any... or maybe a little but not before i get my point across. then we can go back to patting you on the head and going, "there, there.. socializing is awful." but we took it upon ourselves to look out for our maknae and so far it seems like tae and i are the only ones who find his behaviour troubling. ten points to hufflepuff, hyung. all you can do is accept that no force will ever make me bow to authority... i will, however, bend down for certain hyungs. shush. once you've released killin' it girl 2.0 along with a music video, i might just start favoring you as well. so far, i'm lucky if i get a glimpse of your tummy. not that i'm complaining. you know i love a good slow burn, even when it comes to yoongi skin. taehyungie is your favorite? choosing the easy one, i see. sounds about right. and you, sir, can kindly shut up now.

no. i know how to pick up my phone, you know this, it's only selectively. i'm also not trying to avoid you, i promise, i probably was just sleeping or playing around with my guitar while you called. you know sometimes i wish i lived under a rock. i know, i saw that. not when it was happening because i was fast asleep, but saw it on social media after i woke up. why do i feel like you're lecturing me, jimin? you're lucky i let you get away with this. and how was i supposed to help with one of his episodes? figured only you or taehyung could help him through those. i'm sure he's fine, but i can go and check on him if need be.

okay, so i understand the excuse where you were in the middle of something, or apparently also nothing, but there's also this option of calling me back once you've seen the missed calls on your screen. boy did you pick the wrong profession for someone who really wishes he could peeta himself out of every social interaction. the audacity of this hyung trying to use seniority on me, as if that would ever work. this is exactly why hobi hyung is my favorite, that and his body roll. one simply cannot forget that. of course you wouldn't be much help, but you could've helped me get in touch with him at the very least. everything is fine, though, taehyung got a hold of him.

𝗜𝗣𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗘 ── mochi.