*　SHIBAL　!

regardless, i should at least be in the top three on your callback list. don't hurt my feelings, hyung, or i'll give you the silent treatment. so that's your approach to everything band related? what if someone had gotten seriously hurt? i'm seriously offended. if you wanted to gain sympathy from me, you won't get any... or maybe a little but not before i get my point across. then we can go back to patting you on the head and going, "there, there.. socializing is awful." but we took it upon ourselves to look out for our maknae and so far it seems like tae and i are the only ones who find his behaviour troubling. ten points to hufflepuff, hyung. all you can do is accept that no force will ever make me bow to authority... i will, however, bend down for certain hyungs. shush. once you've released killin' it girl 2.0 along with a music video, i might just start favoring you as well. so far, i'm lucky if i get a glimpse of your tummy. not that i'm complaining. you know i love a good slow burn, even when it comes to yoongi skin. taehyungie is your favorite? choosing the easy one, i see. sounds about right. and you, sir, can kindly shut up now.

i'm not trying to hurt your feelings jimin, and for what it's worth, i'm sorry i never called you back. aish. now stop with the guilt tripping, you are so dramatic sometimes. then i know i would've gotten calls from all the members, not just you. socializing is awful and don't try to downplay that. you know i reserve my energy for the people who matter most and just be lucky you guys are some of those people. well, i appreciate you looking out for jungkook, okay? i do too -- but just in my own ways. i can't exactly help him when he's going through one of his episodes. bend down for certain hyungs? what the fuck does that mean, jimin? why does it sound weirdly sexual? you're being weird, you know. killin' it girl isn't my style and you know that, although i have to agree it's a great song. so i have to start showing my skin to get on your favorites list? i guess i'm always going to be on the bottom then. so, are we talking white t-shirt? cause army seems to love that kind of skin being shown. easy? i mean, i guess you could say that. he's not as dramatic as you and not as chaotic as kook. he's the perfect middle. don't tell me to shut up or you won't see any of my skin at the next show. going to be covered from head to toe. not talking back is a foreign concept to you, huh?

uh huh, sleep is a poor excuse! i thought that you were super human or whatever it is people say. though seriously, twelve hours? i can't remember the last time i got more than six hours. i'm jealous! though i've heard about that damn heatwave. it makes me more than grateful for the air conditioning here. i have no thoughts, in a weird situation, but i guess one of my own making? listen! it's amazing, okay? plus all the flavors? besides it what keeps me going. i still don't understand why you willingly signed up for this!

i'm getting offended now mika, you clearly don't know me at all. me? super human? more like cat like. i know, it was pretty incredible. don't feel like i'm fully rested if i don't sleep for more than ten hours. so, really, i'm never fully rested. it was brutal. never sweat so much on stage in my life. we made sure to keep hydrated though which is important. which makes me ask, are you drinking enough water? it's the friend in me who has to ask. i just make you speechless, i guess. it's the weird super human thing you think i got going on. at least you're not asking me why the sky is blue like jungkook would, which surprisingly, i do have an answer for it. hate to be that person, but you know how bad it is for you, right? i don't know either, honestly, but at least i enjoy it ninety percent of the time.

listen, i am well aware that we are in very different time zones. not letting you off the hook for ignoring my many text messages! honestly, i wish i could be serious about that, but i know you are the one who gets my random thoughts when i'm awake and fueled by too much damn red bull. i would apologize, but this is what you sign up for when you sign up for me to be the thorn in your side. @mnyongis

and you know what? i appreciate you for not letting me off the hook when it comes to that and i'm sorry i've been kind of radio silent recently. swear i slept for more than twelve hours after our last show in madrid. the heat is making me more exhausted than usual. i wouldn't have it any other way, honestly, so what random thoughts do you have for me now that i'm awake? you and your red bull addiction, i swear. it's fine. no apologies needed. like you said, i knew what i signed up for letting you be one of the many people i can count on hand who is able to tease me and get away with it.

okay, so i understand the excuse where you were in the middle of something, or apparently also nothing, but there's also this option of calling me back once you've seen the missed calls on your screen. boy did you pick the wrong profession for someone who really wishes he could peeta himself out of every social interaction. the audacity of this hyung trying to use seniority on me, as if that would ever work. this is exactly why hobi hyung is my favorite, that and his body roll. one simply cannot forget that. of course you wouldn't be much help, but you could've helped me get in touch with him at the very least. everything is fine, though, taehyung got a hold of him.

and you assume i saw the missed calls? i'm not trying to claim mr. popularity over here, but you're not the only one calling me, jiminie. besides, even if i do see them and it's been a couple hours, i usually know you've found someone else to talk too by then. i'm old news. i know, but i can at least try to. there is a reason why i'm so quiet all the time other than being naturally introverted, you guys exhaust me. i know, i don't know why i even try sometimes. i should just accept you're jimin and you do what you want. you're really pushing the special privileges with me. why must you rub your hobi hyung favoritism in my face all the time? you trying to push me further under the rock? especially with talks about his body roll? it's fine, cause tae is my favorite maknae anyway. oh, that's good. sure he's calmed down a bit now since he's able to talk to tae. so, crisis averted? jimin freaked out over nothing? surprise, surprise.

i have a genuine question for you, hyung. am i the only member of the group who knows how to pick up the phone when someone's calling, or are you all actively trying to avoid me? in case you're living under a rock, pun intended, our dear youngest decided to not only host a one-man party, but he also scolded millions of fans and now apparently we can't get in touch with him. four hours, yoongie. that's how long our poor fans sat through one of his episodes. ( @mnyongis )

no. i know how to pick up my phone, you know this, it's only selectively. i'm also not trying to avoid you, i promise, i probably was just sleeping or playing around with my guitar while you called. you know sometimes i wish i lived under a rock. i know, i saw that. not when it was happening because i was fast asleep, but saw it on social media after i woke up. why do i feel like you're lecturing me, jimin? you're lucky i let you get away with this. and how was i supposed to help with one of his episodes? figured only you or taehyung could help him through those. i'm sure he's fine, but i can go and check on him if need be.