Jim :)

BRO STOP YOU CANT JUST TELL EVERYONE

I can’t believe this, Jim. We’re going to have to discuss the future of our relationship with the others

BRO STOP YOU CANT JUST TELL EVERYONE

So you’re in college and one day this student athlete who’s in your improv class asks you to be his date at an event for his team. It’s nothing serious—everyone knows he’s in a committed relationship, but it’s also a long-distance relationship, and he explains that they’ve decided to keep it at least semi-open while apart, so you could totally hook up with him—and he’s nice and easy to talk to, and so you overlook the fact that his team is consistently wrapped up in some scandal or another (especially the new guy). The drive there is pretty chill, except as soon as you get there, the coach gives the star player (who’s also famous) a bottle of vodka and he just goes to town on it, which is weird, but whatever. And then you go inside and find your seats, which are across from the team’s rivals (which—really? who planned this?), and the world’s tensest, most confusing conversation devolves into the new guy ripping into the other team’s captain (who, by the way, is also famous), and you all get moved to sit with the coaches, which is weird but fine. After eating, things are good—you dance with your date, some people have a volleyball game going, and other than some altercation happening off to the side of the room (you’re pretty sure the guy’s team captain just hit a guy in the balls with her heels), everything is normal, and eventually the coach rounds you up and you head back to campus, and after that you don’t really do anything with the guy again, but around thanksgiving one of his cousins kills a guy, and then the new guy comes back from winter break with one of the face tattoos the two famous guy and their friend have, and then a few months later he gets kidnapped by his dad (who was apparently a serial killer he was running from?) and even with all of that they somehow not only make it to finals but are the first team to ever beat their rivals out—and for the championship trophy, no less—and the other team’s captain maybe tries to kill the new guy on live tv but the guy from improv’s other cousin stops him by breaking his arm, and shortly after the game the news breaks that the other team’s captain killed himself after losing, after which his coach steps down and a bunch of information starts leaking suggesting that the rival team was some kind of cult. Your name is Jim, and you kind of think you should quit improv and maybe transfer schools.

Wait a minute—

Hi :)

hi! <3 also @jimfromexites hi!!

Hey bb Im so glad I finally got u on tumblr how r u doing?

still trying to figure this out pls i am so confused tf does it say “ask me anything” 😭

Darling.......

Hi :)

hi! <3 also @jimfromexites hi!!

Hey bb Im so glad I finally got u on tumblr how r u doing?

still trying to figure this out pls i am so confused tf does it say “ask me anything” 😭

these are all true

I mean I wouldn’t say that not being picky can be called willing to eat inedible things but otherwise yeah sure this is true.

i watched you eat bread out of the trash

You cannot blame him for that one. Of course he felt an affinity towards something in the trash.

this feels like a dig

Does it? How odd.

Ignoring all of...that...idk abt long term but Nicky definitely does have a shit short term memory, that man forgot my name multiple times over the course of our single date........it's THREE LETTERS. ONE F*ING SYLLABLE. HOW?????

Who are you? And who is Nicky?

I understand how you dont know me but how does thee Jean Moreau not know who Nicky Hemmick is....I thought you were supposed to be an expert on exy or something

these are all true

I mean I wouldn’t say that not being picky can be called willing to eat inedible things but otherwise yeah sure this is true.

i watched you eat bread out of the trash

You cannot blame him for that one. Of course he felt an affinity towards something in the trash.

this feels like a dig

Does it? How odd.

Ignoring all of...that...idk abt long term but Nicky definitely does have a shit short term memory, that man forgot my name multiple times over the course of our single date........it's THREE LETTERS. ONE F*ING SYLLABLE. HOW?????

Hi :)

hi! <3 also @jimfromexites hi!!

Hey bb Im so glad I finally got u on tumblr how r u doing?