for @rederiss
CAT HERE!!! iβve picked jeanβs phone from his prone, lifeless fingers because the world needs to know that he spent the last five minutes staring at this in muted agony. i donβt think he was even blinking. he didnβt say anything when i took his phone
OMG CAT! tell him to breathe and take him on a walk??
i handed him a glass of water!!! so far heβs just looking at it but at least he hasnβt dropped it :D
This is Jean. Catalina stole my phone when I was not looking. She is lying, I have never seen this picture before. I was out on a run. Or perhaps I was asleep. Or perhaps I was otherwise engaged. Either way, I did not do any of what she claimed I did. I blink a reasonable amount that is no more or less than any other person. Do not believe her.
Uh-huh....
Hey @the-jeremy-knocks Jean over here seems to be a big fan of your newest magazine cover! I think he'd like a signed copy
UWGDUEHEJWHW i mean i'm not against signing the magazine.......
Jeremy. Do not sign the magazine. There is no magazine. What magazine? Shut up.
















