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between january 1 and september 10 of 2001 everyone suddenly decided to get really into making art about explosions and terrorists

its crazy that somebody went throuhg the trouble of photoshopping this cover but if they just waited a little bit they wouldnt even have to. this is why its importanct to be patient !

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

God was horny as fuck when he created glenn howerton