jillian

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

men are literally dumb, let em hump

Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that it’s clearly made out of wood they’re not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. That’s about the level of weird we’re talking about here.

What the fuck I feel like a medieval peasant seeing an iPhone

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