damn baby wassup

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

it’s weird to know not everyone lost their absolute shit at 13

found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

But if a woman acted incompetent once then she will be literally crucified in the street and she's evil for manipulating her husband into settling for less and suddenly it's not a silly endearing sitcom trope 🤔

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

i've always believed the fixation on 'mean girls' specifically is because it's a violation of gender roles first and foremost--a 'mean boy' in high school is a regular high schooler. the internet isn't ready for this take yet though so be careful

what if it was called american happy story

300 shots of tequila for the princess

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not