How come when Jesus turned water to wine it was called a miracle, but when I turn a water into Dr. Pepper at Chipotle it’s a problem?

I mean, technically, it is stealing, you know?

“Relationship goal is someone bringing me pizza right now.”

“What kind of pizza? I could go for some as well.”

               ‘ i’m so —- out of the loop , ’ the young mother muttered before allowing her head to move in a quick movement to look at the other across from her. blonde locks moving with her head & whipping around to rest on her left shoulder. ‘ like what are parties like ? do people even party anymore ? is beer pong still a thing ? what about that hotline bling song — or is there a new drake meme going around ? did i — say it correctly ? meme ? ’

"Is this what being a parent does to you? Do you just forget about the world around you and lose touch with popular culture?" ginger couldn't even begin to imagine what it would be like to be so out of touch with the world around her. "parties are awesome - the people and the dancing and it's all so fantastic. beer pong is a thing and i am a champ at it. oh god, please don't mention hotline bling. that was awful."