An Apprentice Wizard @jezebel-apprentice-wizard - Tumblr Blog

Hello Tumblr Wizard Community! I'm Jezebel and I have an apprenticeship under Rhimbombulous Rhiggelsby the Wise and Powerful at my local wizarding tower.

My current knowledge of magic is very limited, I only have a staff and can only cast a few spells with it, but I'm hoping to learn lots from all of y'all and my mentor Mr. Rhiggelsby.

I'm very thankful to Mr. Rhiggelsby for accepting me as his apprentice despite my lack of skill, because my Mama ain't got enough money to send me to one of them fancy mage academies.

I hope that if Mr. Rhiggelsby ever challenges me with a riddle I can't solve, or if he is ever out of the tower and I need some help with a spell I can count on all of y'all to help me out!

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stellarcephalomage

I had a surprisingly fortunate misfire and spent a couple weeks as a worm. I can see the appeal. It was like that Windows 95 screen saver maze, but I was digging the maze. Overall would recommend once I work out the kinks of this new spell.

jezebel-apprentice-wizard

It always is suprising how calming it can be to not be a human (or wizard) for a spell, ain't it? I've spent the past few days pulling a cart as a horse and I must say I've never been so fufilled.

Would you want to share notes on transformation spells? Currently I know, "Oh! I'm a Horse Now" and, "Truffles? Nope, I'm a Pig" and I'd be happy to tell ya what I know (though you might end up as a horse or pig for a while)

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Howdy y'all!

Mr. Rhiggelsby was very impressed with my potion making, for which I have to thank the-arcane-wizard-of-phildelphia again, and has decided to take me on a field trip to the great lake through the bog of seering

I am very excited to see all sorts of new things, but I'm worried about how dangerous it might be. My Mama did teach me how to swim, but I wasn't too great at it. I trust that my mentor can keep me safe, but I have to admit I'm nervous.

Now I ain't looking for advice, just reassurance that I'll do alright.

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the-arcane-wizard-of-phildelphia

I am offering advice on spell-casting and potion brewing for the next hour send me a query and I will respond at once

jezebel-apprentice-wizard

I am sorry that it's been more than an hour Arcane Wizard, but I could use some advice on potion brewing. My mentor Mr. Rhiggelsby tasked me to, "Make a potion for those who pull oars, but use not that with that which you wine or dine for then the potion would not be fine. If you make mine potion request, good marks will be yours."

Now I think he asked me to make a potion of strength or endurance or the like without using any food or drink. The problem is I don't know what ingredients I could use to substitute mustard seed and sweet tea and I'm already a right old dunce when it comes to brewing. If you could help me I would be very greatful.

the-arcane-wizard-of-phildelphia

It is ok for responding so late young one, I have thought and long and hard and here is what I have to say. I do know what potion he speaks of but I will not reveal the name for you, that is something you most learn yourself. Moreover I am able to offer you advice for such varieties of potion.

Mustard seed can be substituted for powdered Bohemian Horseradish it is a more durable variant of common horseradish as it is more resistant to disease and parasites.

Sweet tea may be substituted for Pine Sap Extract it is used as a fortifier for enchanted mortar when building fortifications. Combined with water and and lime powder with your mortar it makes said mortar 5 fold stronger and more durable, an exceptional ingredient for any strength potion.

You may find both of these at any general potion markets in your region.

Hope this aids you well.

jezebel-apprentice-wizard

Thank you kindly for sharing your wisdom Arcane Wizard of Phildelphia. I greatly appreciate it.

I don't eat bohemian horseradish, so I assume it still fits with my mentor's riddle. Though I am a bit offput by possibly using a construction ingredient in my cooking, NOT that I'm questioning your wisdom.

Here let me try,

Eye of newt sans serpents tongue *sizzle*

Bohemian Horse Radish that makes one *bubble*

Let it toil let it simmer

And when the flame gets dimmer

Add a dame's boil

. . . *plop*

My mentor is better at rhyming than I am. Just let me add the pine sap extract now *FWOOM*

<]8^|

Well I'll be! It seems to be glowing the right shade of green to be a stamina potion! I'll be proud to present this to Mr. Rhiggelsby, thank you once again Arcane Wizard.

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barely-living-wizard-apprentice

its always "you must practice the basics my apprentice" "that spell is too powerful for you my apprentice" "stop leaving the empty milk carton in the fridge my apprentice" its like my master doesn't believe in me they keep treating me like a nuisance and not an apprentice

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mossthemage

peace and love on planet dirt

the-arcane-wizard-of-phildelphia

I am offering advice on spell-casting and potion brewing for the next hour send me a query and I will respond at once

jezebel-apprentice-wizard

I am sorry that it's been more than an hour Arcane Wizard, but I could use some advice on potion brewing. My mentor Mr. Rhiggelsby tasked me to, "Make a potion for those who pull oars, but use not that with that which you wine or dine for then the potion would not be fine. If you make mine potion request, good marks will be yours."

Now I think he asked me to make a potion of strength or endurance or the like without using any food or drink. The problem is I don't know what ingredients I could use to substitute mustard seed and sweet tea and I'm already a right old dunce when it comes to brewing. If you could help me I would be very greatful.

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verylegalwizard-deactivated2024

opinions on fungi?

(-totally not the fungus)

I DO NOT TRUST THE FUNGUS

fungus if you are listening please take up a better hobby that is not infecting wizards. there are lots of lovely things in this world. i could teach you how to knit (if i knew how to knit)

jezebel-apprentice-wizard

Well Miss I don't know if you had a bad experience with a fungal infection like athlete's foot or something, but my opinion is that fungi can be pretty tasty! Have you ever had an italian truffle? Those things are delicious! I could help you find some if you want to try.

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Howdy y'all!

I've learnt how to cast spells on critters other than myself, here watch!

<]:^) 🐛

Caterpillar become horse!

<]8^| *POOF*

<]:^| 🐪

That's . . . uh that's close enough, right?

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Howdy Y'all!

Sorry I've been gone such a long while. I joined up with a truffle hunting crew while in pig form to avoid the skeleton war and got a little carried away, but I'm back with my studies under Mr. Rhiggelsby and I hope y'all will be just as welcoming and helpful as he is!

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wizard-spells

spell to gallop as fast as a horse and to emit horse pheromones so they take me in as one of their own

Follow your heart, horsewizard2

jezebel-apprentice-wizard

oh! I know this one! It's a spell I call, "oh! I'm a horse now" and I cast it by thinking real hard about the hay and the barns and the horses back home where my Mama is, I can even demonstrate!

<]:^)

*poof*

🐎

see i,m a horse uow. somtimes its a littlw tricky fo turn dack into a qerson dut it aint too bad being a horse

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kestrel-kd

hey guys i was making a sick potion but i fucked up and it's purple? yeah potion.com said it's supposed to be green and have spooky smoke come off but it's purple how do i fix that

jezebel-apprentice-wizard

I asked my mentor Mr. Rhiggelsby and he said, "This time I will not rhyme, but remedy this poition use not lemor nor lime, but thyme" so according to what he rhymed you shouldn't have added lemon and lime, you should've used thyme.

#or maybe he meant time?#like giving it a while longer to simmer?#i still ain't that good with potion making #wizardposting #apprentice wizard

dykecadence

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

somethingusefulfromflorida

Always reblog

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Reblog to cast *Very Beautiful, Very Powerful*

gavamont

Behold, Gavadog, the dog form I take when I want to do dog stuff. Sniff out ingredients, chase fey squirrels, piss on stuff to claim it as mine.

jezebel-apprentice-wizard

Why didn't anyone tell me there were other wizards with animal forms?

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doctor-roman

Wizards these days only ever cast spells, when was the last time any of you fucks did a ritual? An enchantment? A fucking invocation?

commandtower-solring-go

Any wizard born after 1993 cant ritual.... all they know is Tower, cast they spell, irk, be bisexual, drink mana potion and lie.

jezebel-apprentice-wizard

I can't stand you people slandering us wizards! A lot of wizard's born after 1993 haven't got to the ritual section of their apprenticeship! Magic is hard y'all and it can take years to learn an invocation! Please have some respect for us young folks, otherwise you might run out of wizards.

shittyalchemist

hahaha girl wouldn’t it be funny if I ended it all in a blaze of glory?

jezebel-apprentice-wizard

no that would be tragic and not in the fun way <]:^(

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