who wants to live forever?

Chalk is squids road.

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

Why would you do that to your dog!?!?

it's ugly

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

god harvests our misery like honey

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

I wonder what the largest shellfish is?

Broiling this mf in butter and snacking on it like big ice cream cone.

i wish i had a gay cigarette

Fag

i have a name

who are you talking to

hi how are you /handjob

you look beautiful today /pieceofshit

i wish i had a gay cigarette

Fag

i have a name

pouring bread crumbs into the vent of your space heater later just a heads up