godzilla is my dad

They are finally catching up 😌

not my chicken ass getting left alone with the wheat while the man takes his fox across the river

my vision: get top surgery. wear a “my eyes are up here” shirt. wear a “my boobs are down there” hat. lift my shirt. “not anymore” tattooed on my chest. heel turn. “why the fuck are you reading my clothes dipshit” on the back. look down. “jucky” on my ass. walk away

this is not true. i purshased one of these watches and as soon as i removed the watch from the liquid an operative in a suit approached me and forcefully repossessed the water. i tried to drink what i could but he was strong and i was weak

Hey watch out I heard there's an ape on the loose they coul🦍d be anywhere