Fast Wit. Silver Tongue.

This is an independent-ish roleplay blog for Ganondorf Dragmire of Ocarina of Time fame, as beloved by one Bunyip (he/him, 30s). It is affiliated with the Imperial Landfall AU as revived and developed lovingly by @sanguinesorcery and myself.

All details, rules, and some ilk can be found in this handy-dandy off-Tumblr website! Poke me if you have questions, or even just want to talk! Activity is sporadic, but I always try to say 'hi'!

If you want, you can go ahead and follow him it's still rudimentary, i'm setting up in between rewatching the show for the eighth time to develop my interpretation of him further and the dreaded work monster.

but feel free to bother him and/or maybe descend into slugterra hell with me and killy she's been here longer than i have, i cannot beLIEVE how invested i am in a technowestern designed around throwing magic invertebrates at each other. like, who thought that concept up, can i shake their hand.

so this is more or less an ic hiatus and not an ooc one. i'll still respond to people poking me on gan, but my focus will be on the sideblog instead.

it's just a thing we both agreed on doing after some long extensive talks together about certain things. but i feel like getting to help jumpstart a rpc elsewhere will give me the sense of community i kind of missed.

gan's still my man, i'm clearly not dropping this idiot. but i have another idiot to share the brain cell with, so i'll be focusing on him in the culture of tumblr for a bit.

in other less grim news, .hack is back i've been playing the original games again to relive the hype, ZERO sounds amazing so far :D

also getting dragged into another fandom by bestie, so working through that too for the first time in a long time, i'm adhering to a new canon muse it's been extremely fun and so far as i see, the fandom for it is mostly chill

You can add me on Stoat as Bunyip#1128 aaaaand Fluxer is currently down at the moment since they're trying to migrate systems to handle the massive uptick in traffic they've received in the last few weeks, so I'll reblog with my name on there when it comes back online.

RIP Fluxer, you guys are doing great in all this.

Doomed From the Start

There was no way of winning, and you knew it too. But you still tried. You tried again and again and again to change it. You fought tooth and claw to change your fate, but she cannot be easily manipulated. It’s not your fault. the game was always rigged against you. From the moment you entered the narrative, your fate was sealed.

You didn’t stand a chance.