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Name?
âUh, Jett. Calloway. Jett ainât short for nothinâ. I donât think.â
Are you single?
âYeah. I mean, I get ladies. Guys, too. I mean --- I donât gotta be single, itâs, i-itâs by choice, Iâon got time for all that, itâs, itâs a lotta work.â
Are you happy?
âYeah. I mean, most peopleâs happy, right?â
Are your parents still married?
âNo.â
Birth Place?
âTexas.â
Hair Color?
âItâs... I mean, itâs black. Itâs... light black.â
Eye Color?
âBrown. Some people say they look black. Iâon know. I donât be lookinâ.â
Birthday?
âUh, July. Uh... the... fourth. Yeah, the fireworks day, or whatever.â
Mood?
âIâonno. Fine. Whatever.â
Summer or winter?
"I like summer. Iâon like wearinâ all them coats and shit and beinâ cold. Iâon really get hot like that.â
Morning or afternoon?
"Iâon really be awake at the morninâ, like, I got better shit to do all night. Like, I ainât some fuckinâ loser with some fancy job at the Pizza Hut ân gotta be up at the fuckinâ, ass crack âa dawn, fuckinâ, ten in the goddamn morning.â
EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE ? â
Do you believe in love at first sight?
"No. That shitâs stupid. People donâ really love each other, anyways, they just wanna fuck.â
Who ended your last relationship?
"What? Itâs... I mean, Iâon even remember, like, itâs... I date a whole lotta folks, yâknow, so I canât be, uh, keepinâ up with what oneâs, uh, last, or, who left who at the gas station.â
Have you ever broken someoneâs heart?
"No. I mean, maybe. Probably. Sure.â
Are you afraid of commitments?
"No. I ainât afraid of shit. Iâon like no hospitals, though, but, like, I still ainât afraid of shit, I ainât no fuckinâ pussy.â
Have you hugged someone within the last week?
"I mean, yeah, sure. Thatâs like, normal, or whatever.â
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
"Uh, I mean, probably. Like, lots of people want my dick, yâknow. People think Iâm good lookinâ. Yeah, they do.â
Have you ever broken your own heart?
"Iâon know what that means, if Iâm beinâ real. I mean, I ainât stupid, so, like, I mean, yeah, I get it, like, no, I get it.â
Love or lust?
"What that mean?â
Lemonade or iced tea?
âI kinda like âem both, but yâknow, the real good shit, thatâs that shit, like, the Arizona tea with the old white dude on it? Itâs got both. Thatâs the real good shit, right there.â
Cats or Dogs?
"I like âem both. Iâon got no cat, I got a dog, but, I could have a cat, if I wanted one. I mean, I guess a raccoonâs like a cat. Or, uh, like, a dog with hands. And a cat head. Like, uh, whattaya call âem, out the Greek or Egyptian shit? Them creatures with them head that go on the wrong kinda body? Unicorns, I guess.â
A few best friends or many regular friends?
"Uh... I got all kindsa friends, yâknow? A whole lotta people wanna hang out with me. I ainât got time for all that shit, though, Iâm busy.â
A wild night out or romantic night in?
"Iâon... like, I like partyinâ, I guess. âCause, like, people just be gettinâ drunk, givinâ out the free booze, then they share their drugs for free. Fuckinâ idiots. I wouldnât give nobody no free shit.â
Day or night?
"Uh, day. Just âcause I can see more better. I mean, I can see, any time, all the time, really fuckinâ good.â
Been caught sneaking out?
âI never got caught, âcause, I was too fuckinâ smart, yâknow? Good luck catchinâ me.â
Fallen down/up the stairs?
"No. I got that like, parkour shit goinâ on. Real fuckinâ ninja shit, or, like, man-cat.â
Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt?
"No.â
Wanted to disappear?
"No.â
Smile or eyes?
"Iâon know. Like, I mean, I smile, okay, just, no one sees it, âcause, Iâon know, maybe yâall donât be lookinâ.â
Shorter or Taller?
"Iâon know. It donât really matter. I mean, Iâm taller ân lotsâa folks. Lots.â
Intelligence or Attraction?
"Iâon like people that think they smart. Like, just âcause you read, like, a book or whatever donât make you betterân me. I mean, I read books. All kinds of âem. Like, probably fifty.â
Hook-up or Relationship?
"Whatever, man.â
Do you and your family get along?
âYeah. I see my brother allâa time. I mean, I see... I get along with âem all. The whole thing.â
Would you say you have a âmessed up lifeâ?
âNo. Itâs really normal. I mean... not normal normal. âCause, thatâs boring, yâknow. But, itâs not... itâs normal.â
Have you ever ran away from home?
"No.â
Have you ever gotten kicked out?
âNo.â
Do you secretly hate one of your friends?
"Thatâs stupid. Howâs you even friends with somebody youâon even like? That ainât even how it works.â
Do you consider all of your friends to be good friends?
âYeah. They all like me. Like, maybe I got too many friends, yâknow?â
Who is your best friend?
"Uh --- uh --- Tapeworm and Garbage.â
Who knows everything about you?
"Nobody. Iâm, like, mysterious, like the cool dude in the movie. A spy, or some shit. Oh! A Jedi.â