it's just a spark

Not when you’re 27!

You were a teenager, like, eight years ago. You basically still are one.

It’s not that sad— I mean, I can still look at them on Youtube, But, um, I don’t have an epipen. Those are kind of just for really severe allergies.

Well, shit. You should just go for it. Pop a few Benadryl before work.

Thank God I don’t have that problem. But I might be the stupid jock that gets killed off instead.

Well, you should probably stop being stupid, then.

Is there a party coming up? All work and no play makes Tori a dull girl.

Is there ever? There's, like, no sign of human life in Hava anymore. It's disturbing.

If the Purge was real, I probably would be dead already.

That's why you have to watch 'em. They're learning experiences. Like, don't be a stupid hot girl or you'll probably die first.

Sometimes I feel like a teenager again… !

Isn't that supposed to be a good thing?

… Who needs a nap anyway, right?

Jeez. Someone's a little grumpy today.

I just applied to PetsMart today. Somehow, I forgot that I’m allergic to dogs until after I submitted the application.

Allergic to dogs? A sad life indeed. I can't imagine not working with animals. You could, like, take an epipen with you or something?

A woman scorned…

Wouldn't that make life too easy?

But.. but I like this shirt.

And I'll happily tell you where I got it, but not 'til I get what I want.

I need to stop playing Far Cry 3.

Tatau? Is that French?

I wish someone else would do my homework!

I'm sure if you just talked to the teachers, they could work something out for you. They're really good about helping kids who struggle with the workload.