Remember how the coffee made us shake.

Nothing to do around here, I might as well just get drunk.

You're like a clone of Rory.

I burned my hand.

Ouch?

I really shouldn’t have stayed up so late last night. It’s going to be so hard to stay awake during work tonight.

Sleep in the back room. That's what I do.

Whoa, we got a stone-cold bitch in the house.

Well, what can I say?

Wouldn’t that make life too easy?

I like your style. 

The awesome kind, obviously.

Right, well, I'm already bored with this conversation.

I can make that happen.

I thought so.

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

What kind of trick are we talking about?

No, I never find things I lose so you’d probably be under my bed forever if I did.

Yeah, I'd rather be on your bed. Not under it.

We could be like those couple in the reality shows where one is a cage fighter and the other is like “no, baby, don’t fight no more, I don’t wanna lose you”.

Awwwwww, you don't wanna lose me?

Did you though?

No, god.

Topless Tuesday or not, you’re giving me that shirt back or I’m kicking your ass straight into hell.

A woman scorned...