it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

hey op good news

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

especially if she is a woman

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

i wish having "any pronouns" worked the way we all think it works

Internet hugs for anyone else out there dealing with burn out or other mental and/or physical issues that make it hard to interact right now

you ever read someones headcanon for your favorite character and its so shit you start seeing spiders

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as you know one of the problems of english is that you can't capitalize "I" for emphasis because it's already capitalized

The reason your fantasy pantheon doesn't feel authentic is because you're starting from the wrong end. Real-world polytheism is syncretic – just deities from neighbouring cultures getting smashed together at high speed and leaving it for nerds with too much time on their hands to figure out how it makes sense. You are yourself a nerd with too much time on your hands. Don't start out asking yourself what domains make sense together. Pick domains at random and work backwards to invent a theology and metaphysics whereby of course the god of war is also the god of baked goods. What kind of silly question is that?