you're gonna be okay

i miss 2012 when the biggest problem was Gangnam Style being overplayed it was a much simpler time before we knew what 2016 had in store for us

2012 was like the early years of harry potter when the biggest obstacle he faced was a somewhat cranky dog. now 2016 has happened, the triwizard tournament is over and cedric is dead

today i bought a painting from a guy on the street missing half his teeth. he said i could hang it on my wall & if an intruder comes in the painting will stall them for just long enough for me to subdue them

There is always something worth living for. Something small, one person who cares, one thing. Always

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

i love people who get excited about stars

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….

Barack and Michelle have another kid and name it “Thanks”

what do you call a spider

a spider

Sung the chorus in my head and it matches up perfectly 😂

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man