Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it
Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*
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Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it
Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*
I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes

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If Kinger (with the cube) were to break the fourth wall and say a few words to us... What would he say?
"I'm Kinger and I'm breaking the fourth wall in this amazing digital circus."
with the context of Jax being canonically transfem the visit to the digital lake hits different.
miserable, sitting off to the side instead of getting a Marketable Summer Outfit™ from Caine's changing booth and joining in on the fun. the argument with Pomni at the end of the gun episode is probably still on her mind, but as a trans woman, i can attest to how even the idea of going to the beach can evoke dysphoria.
also telling that this is where we get this line from Jax:

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@sidglorious @killer-obsessions-other-account @nethhiri This is the height of luxury
Ringo fumbled Shelley Duvall ??????
It's breaking news TO ME.
Happy Birthday Kokichiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
A little drink and a smoke to take the edge off

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Game of the year
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
can’t believe I’m only now finding out that hiro suzuhira redrew her anime goth girl in 2020 after finding out how iconic she is in the west
She looks happier now. I’m glad.
I just finished an exam and I have a general question.
Think of an English word starting with ‘K’
My word actually started with ‘K’
My word started with ‘C’
Please reblog and put your word in the tags or put your word in the comments.
Type of shit your grandparents tell you that is categorically unconvincing

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putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me
it’s plain white rice you idiot obligate carnivore