Jesus loves you but...

Jesus loves you but... turned 1 today!

Jesus loves you but... turned 1 today!

never talk to a girl who says she just has a friend.

he has no interest in your Go-Bot collection.

he wrote you a manual, a step by step booklet for you to get your game on track not your wig pushed back.

this old house just ain't a home.

how many chances do you think you're going to get?

you can't just put velvet in them shits and think they're good headphones.

you're drinking Strega after midnight? No class.

ask Joan Rivers if you really want to know how you look.

despite what you may think, Mohammed is the evil twin.

he don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetery.

you gotta fight for your right to party.

he's not ready to close his JDate account yet.

he just wants to be friends.

stop in the name of love before you break his heart.

don't mess with his feelings just because you're unsure of your own.