Jess The Kid Brown

@jessthekidbrown

Stuff, Geek, Fangirl, Art(mainly photography), and I heart symbol comedy... and I tend to use ellipsis' wrong...a lot... Shh, I don't want to give too much away, but seriously don't take me seriously... I am open and talk about my mental health on my Instagram: @Jessthekidbrown

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So, I've been playing a lot of Stardew Valley lately and the little endearing glitches have spawned some funny thoughts...

#stardew valley #humor #funny #stardew valley penny #stardew valley kin #video games #fangirling #meme #video game memes #nintendo switch #floor bb #gaming #nintendo #indy games #games

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jessthekidbrown

Don't be "THAT" guy

Dealing with sexism first thing in the morning is just like drinking black coffee… It’s bitter wakes me up and gets me hot.

yourownpetard

Sexism making you hot is a pretty common kink. So you’re not alone.

jessthekidbrown

Hot is also a term non-perverted people use for anger.

yourownpetard

Stahp, kinkshaming turns me on.

curiooftheheart

I’ve heard steamed, but never hot to mean that.

yourownpetard

I got it mostly from context and it’s use in some old set phrases, like ‘hot under the collar’, or I think the Bible speaks about ‘becoming hot with anger’ or something. I got curious now and don’t even see that usage on it’s own in the dictionary.

Maybe it’s a regional thing. Where ya from OP? :)

jessthekidbrown

Michigan... And I would never shame. The odd phrasing could also be me. I'm not sure if it's a Michigan thing. I've heard it before but not super commonly. Hot-headed hot-tempered all in reference to anger. I apologize for any confusion but no sexism, no matter the gender, is not something I in anyway find attractive.

jessthekidbrown

Don't be "THAT" guy

Dealing with sexism first thing in the morning is just like drinking black coffee… It’s bitter wakes me up and gets me hot.

yourownpetard

Sexism making you hot is a pretty common kink. So you’re not alone.

jessthekidbrown

Hot is also a term non-perverted people use for anger.

jessthekidbrown

Don't be "THAT" guy

Dealing with sexism first thing in the morning is just like drinking black coffee… It’s bitter wakes me up and gets me hot.

spaztastic1991-deactivated20161

So you are bitter and racist when it comes to coffee…

jessthekidbrown

Very.

Don't be "THAT" guy

Dealing with sexism first thing in the morning is just like drinking black coffee... It's bitter wakes me up and gets me hot.

#sexism #sexist #feminism #human #work #life #f you #douche #rude #ticked off #feels

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Odd Thought of The Day

The son of a bitch is greater than or equal to the sum of a bitch.

#ramdom #odd #odd thoughts #son of a bitch #bitch #humor #joke #funny #i don't math #mathematics #math #nerd

ACTION?

"steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action out of his 20-plus years of life."- Brock Turner's Dad His " 20 minutes of action " is changing the woman's 20-plus years she still has in life.

#standford university #Standford Rapist #Rape Culture #bs #feminism #womens rights

T.U.R.T.L.E POWER! Save the turtles by helping them cross the road... Just be sure to wash hands with antibacterial soap after touching them because no body likes Sam and Ella(salmonella). They're assholes.

#turtle #how to save a life #little ninja #why'd the turtle cross the road #humor #funny

If the Millennium Falcon can make the Kessel run in 12 parsecs, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if Harrison Ford encouraged it?

#star wars #humor #geek #funny #serious question #han solo #sleep thoughts #disney #joke

My neighbor has free range chickens. I guess they wanted a visit...

#chicken #humor #comedy #funny #joke #why did the chicken cross the road #country #farm #winner winner chicken dinner

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I was snacking on some star wars cheez-its and tried tossing the storm trooper up to catch with my mouth. It missed. #StarWarsHumor

#star wars #humor #stormtrooper #joke #star wars humor #geek #geekery #im a dork

Subconscious: What are you doing?

Me: yoga.

Subconscious: Looks like you're sunbathing.

Me: No, that's bad for my skin. I'm practicing the rotting log pose.

#yoga?#yoga #i talk to myself #subconscious #humor #comedy

Chilling with the grass, but not like weed grass.

#have a nice day #dandelion #grass #but not like weed grass

What did people do in the bathroom before smartphones?

#pooping #DrankaLotOfCoffee #spaz

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little parched & I need juice now Said I wasn't thirsty but I lost all control and I need juice now And I don't know how I can do without, I just need juice now

Lady Antebellum?

#parody #humor #country music #lady antebellum #juice #i could use something to drink #i prefer apple juice #snarkasm

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I think I'm getting into this band #NowPlaying A Heady Tale by The Fratellis

#music #spotify

This is what happens when I’m in meetings…

#harry potter #unicorn #potterhead #geek #magic #nerd #meeting #boredom #potterverse #animagus #funny #jk rowling #Harry Potticorn

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